Swordfish is tiny and can’t breathe fire; or anything cool really. >:/
Please. I beg of you to watch this TikTok. Please just. Please.
this actually made me feel happier so y'all should watch this
Minitrescu
If math is a universal language, imperial measurment is a speech impediment.
Why does this cat sound like a fullmetal alchemist character
this cat is telling me about his many crimes in the Ishvalan war
I thought these comments were way too specific, but imagine my surprise to find out they’re 100% on point
The Tragic School Bus (photos via dontori)
In the last picture wouldn’t it be “Dammit Ms. FREEZEle?
No one man should have all that power
this is the only reason why i became a musician
kr1g:
I sure love being sick and having to take cough syrup in such fantastic flavors as
- limes at their own funeral
- the festering corpse of a cherry
- the broken hopes and dreams of various berries
- sunshine twinkling on the apocalyptic wasteland of a post-nuclear war hellscape
- death
Leaked list of upcoming lacroix flavours
Which Hozier song is this
May I add, those throat sprays, with flavors such as:
- Diet icy hot
- Honey with a side of live bees
- The last dying breath of something that once ate a jolly rancher
- Lint, but sharp
•bubble gum, but made by someone who has only ever read about it in a scientific journal
- Possibly liquorice but it got drunk in a cherry orchard
- lemon sherbet, but make it rancid
